A failure in the family deli business on New York's Lower East Side, Marty came to California to seek fortune and fame with the US Army. He washed out there too but luckily was able to marry well. After an illustrious career as an MOD (merchant of death), he retired to a life of wine, women, and song.President of the board
Crazy Marty
Greco's renowned wit and joie de vivre have made him one of the most sought after personalities anywhere that gourmet food and high priced booze are to be found in San Francisco. Prior to joining STEP as executive director, he single handedly defused a serious international crisis in Sandusky, Ohio with his extraordinary diplomatic skills.Executive director
el Greco
After a fine career in several silk stocking law firms, Cletis realized the big money was in representing the infamous Tony Baloney family as their consigliere. He is contemplating a new life with his charming girlfriend for whom he will empty the trash, mow the lawn, and argue over the television remote each week.General counsel
Cletis Walkman, Esq.
After an alleged embezzlement scam at the well known brokerage firm where Bill did as little as possible, he realized his first love was raising and training dogs. Not just any dogs, but highly trained suicide commando dogs, used by the CIA in super secret national security type missions. Bill also volunteers with PETA in his spare time.Treasurer
Seeing Eye Bill
Able was awarded Soldier of Fortune magazine's prestigious Armed to the Teeth Award in 2007. A recognized expert on firearms, military equipment and strategic weapons, Able often visits poor neighborhoods in San Francisco where he shares his love of finger painting with underprivileged children.Director of communications
Able Dart
Tough talking, chain-smoking, first lady of the blogosphere, Spots regularly squeezes unsuspecting rubes out of their hard earned cash in her real life career. Get your mind out of the gutter, not THAT kind of career.Director of development
Spots
Here we see Swingin' Dick at his job where he selects sites for nuclear power plants. His distinguished career also included a stint as the Bob Marley endowed chair in Herbal Studies at Humboldt State University.Southern California liaison
Swingin' Dick
